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i havent posted about my last weekend yet because ive been busy but i will do so know through the only medium i know how to; spouting utter tosh.
BEHOLD...
so, last weekend was the weekend of the fancy dress party for my brother's 21st and my auntie's 40th and the one and only candice came down as she was invited and i hadnt seen her for a while. she arrived on thursday at about 11pm after id finished work so she stayed for 4 days - ish. teh boobies.
friday. what did we do? oh yeah, friday we watched final destination 3 (arrr i was a pirate). it was teh jumpy. some of the deaths were rather imaginative and i spent most of the time saying 'CHEERO' whenever someone died in the film. we watched some scrubs and malcolm in the middle and futurama and i made some food with my mad cooking skillz. jacket tater with cheese and beans and some chicken BREAST. awes.
then we watched dark water on teevee. it was pretty shit really, not very scary at all. more of an insight into a family struggling through a marriage break up than a shityerpantsscarythriller movie. meh.
interspliced between all that awesome viewings was a healthy dosage of proper good cuddles, mad laughs and crazy grinny faces.
winn0r at life.
saturday was party day. yaaayay wooo-woo. my welsh nan and gramp came down to visit too which i didnt know about til the day it happened. we ate food and watched teevee in the morning, then i felt really dizzy and stuff so had a nap whilst teh canda had a shower and prepared for the partizzle. then i got up and had a shower and we got ready.
teh jokes!
neither of us dressed up in fancy dress but we both looked fit. candice work a black dress and looked amazing, i wish i had some pictures, theyd be spaff inducing. lovely.
anyway, ob came round and we drank lager and chatted for a bit whilst all the grown ups in fancy dress acted all grown up like in the kitchen. I looked something like THIS:
im an actual real life giant compared to uncle death.
A CLOWN.
dad and mum. thats a mask. ON MY DAD. how rude.
superman, a sailor, morticia addams, a sheikh and lots of other people also went. me, candice and ob sat on the cool table and proceeded to get drunk. it was teh laughs. we got food from the buffet and i learned the art of 'maximising the space on the plate efficiently to increase the amount of food it can hold for consumption'. haha.
sunday we woke up hungover. well i was anyway. sunday was spent, eating and lazing around. GOOD DAY. huggalicious. my nan and gramp went zhome too, i think my gramp was still pissed. ("have you got the time?" "err, there is a clock above your head" "oh yeah.. is that the right time?" "errr..") what a mentalist.
we watched maid in manhattan (jennifer lopez is an irritating bint) and then a programme about celebs looking shit. that programme was FUCKING AMAZING. the BEST thing I have ever watched. ahem.
monday we woke up late which was gay and meant we'd wasted a coupla hours sleeping. canda had to go at about 3ish so we didnt do a whole lot, apart from the last hour. that was fun times.
drove to bath then so candice could get her train but we had an hour to kill so i got a new passport photo (i look shit), we had a mcdonalds (im lovin' it) and i bought three dvds, the jacket, the machinist and 40 year old virgin. ace.
i then walked candice to the station and we said goodbyes. and i made a big smile. teh awesumz.
textbook.
chro x
i havent posted about my last weekend yet because ive been busy but i will do so know through the only medium i know how to; spouting utter tosh.
BEHOLD...
so, last weekend was the weekend of the fancy dress party for my brother's 21st and my auntie's 40th and the one and only candice came down as she was invited and i hadnt seen her for a while. she arrived on thursday at about 11pm after id finished work so she stayed for 4 days - ish. teh boobies.
friday. what did we do? oh yeah, friday we watched final destination 3 (arrr i was a pirate). it was teh jumpy. some of the deaths were rather imaginative and i spent most of the time saying 'CHEERO' whenever someone died in the film. we watched some scrubs and malcolm in the middle and futurama and i made some food with my mad cooking skillz. jacket tater with cheese and beans and some chicken BREAST. awes.
then we watched dark water on teevee. it was pretty shit really, not very scary at all. more of an insight into a family struggling through a marriage break up than a shityerpantsscarythriller movie. meh.
interspliced between all that awesome viewings was a healthy dosage of proper good cuddles, mad laughs and crazy grinny faces.
winn0r at life.
saturday was party day. yaaayay wooo-woo. my welsh nan and gramp came down to visit too which i didnt know about til the day it happened. we ate food and watched teevee in the morning, then i felt really dizzy and stuff so had a nap whilst teh canda had a shower and prepared for the partizzle. then i got up and had a shower and we got ready.
teh jokes!
neither of us dressed up in fancy dress but we both looked fit. candice work a black dress and looked amazing, i wish i had some pictures, theyd be spaff inducing. lovely.
anyway, ob came round and we drank lager and chatted for a bit whilst all the grown ups in fancy dress acted all grown up like in the kitchen. I looked something like THIS:
im an actual real life giant compared to uncle death.
A CLOWN.
dad and mum. thats a mask. ON MY DAD. how rude.
superman, a sailor, morticia addams, a sheikh and lots of other people also went. me, candice and ob sat on the cool table and proceeded to get drunk. it was teh laughs. we got food from the buffet and i learned the art of 'maximising the space on the plate efficiently to increase the amount of food it can hold for consumption'. haha.
sunday we woke up hungover. well i was anyway. sunday was spent, eating and lazing around. GOOD DAY. huggalicious. my nan and gramp went zhome too, i think my gramp was still pissed. ("have you got the time?" "err, there is a clock above your head" "oh yeah.. is that the right time?" "errr..") what a mentalist.
we watched maid in manhattan (jennifer lopez is an irritating bint) and then a programme about celebs looking shit. that programme was FUCKING AMAZING. the BEST thing I have ever watched. ahem.
monday we woke up late which was gay and meant we'd wasted a coupla hours sleeping. canda had to go at about 3ish so we didnt do a whole lot, apart from the last hour. that was fun times.
drove to bath then so candice could get her train but we had an hour to kill so i got a new passport photo (i look shit), we had a mcdonalds (im lovin' it) and i bought three dvds, the jacket, the machinist and 40 year old virgin. ace.
i then walked candice to the station and we said goodbyes. and i made a big smile. teh awesumz.
textbook.
chro x
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